during the brief time that i was asleep last night, i dreamt.  in my dream, i walked into a hospital and stole two beautiful newborn twin babies.  i have no recollection of why.  the strange part is that by the time i got these two infants home they were no longer babies, they were tiny ducklings.  i cuddled them and loved on them and didn’t seem to even notice that they were originally babies.  how messed up is that?  to make things even more fun, the babies i stole from the hospital were specifically targeted because they were my cousin’s.  and she was my roommate.  so after i got home with the ducklings, i was frantically trying to formulate a plan (can we say too late?!) for how i was going to keep them hidden from her when she got home so that she wouldn’t know i had kidnapped ducknapped them.  i woke up when i saw her element (way more futuristic one) pull up in the driveway.